Funny but wrong

While listening to the "Mike and Mike" morning radio show, they were talking about the what the NFL could do about the teams resting their starters at the end of the year (nothing). But their assitants had come up with 8 things the NFL could do for fans that go to see a game where the starters are not played, not serious as you'll see but I just couldn't help but laugh at these, so I thought I'd share them with you.

1. The NFL could let you spend 3 hours in a shed with Mike Leach.


2. Brett Favre will play for the team of your choice next year.


3. You will receive "dirty" text messages from Tiger Woods



4. Join in a poker game with Gilbert Arenas, remember a "gloc" always beats 2 pair



5. Receive Nets season tickets or their face value of $3.68






6. You get to coach Notre Dame in a bowl game once Brian Kelly leaves



7. Bengals Chad Ochocinco will change his last name to your zip code in French


8. You get to play in an NFL game, just look at our last winner, Curtis Payner

Once again, these may not be completely right to say but they were all in good fun and as a joke on the NFL and these people.